Blog reading fun

Warning, DO NOT add these blogs to your daily reading, unless you love to laugh:  Not Always Right and Damn You Auto Correct.

Here's a couple of examples:

About To Be A War Of The Roses

FLOWER SHOP | COLUMBIA, MO, USA

(The customer is purchasing a large bouquet of flowers.)
Me: “Wow! That’s a big arrangement. Is it a birthday, anniversary or apology?”
Customer: “I slept with my girlfriend’s sister last night.”
Me: “I’m going make you up something bigger with more roses. There’s a gourmet chocolate shop down the road.”
Customer: “Thanks.”

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