Humor

While we're out of town, I thought I'd re-post some retail humor for you:

If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Fish

from Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes by admin

(Pet Store | Vancouver, BC, Canada)

Customer: “I think my dog is allergic to this food I bought here.”

Me: “That’s too bad. Would you like to exchange it for another kind?”

Customer: “It’s the fish in it. I thought fish was good for dogs.”

Me: “It is unless they are allergic to it, every dog is different. Why don’t you try this one? It has duck in it.”

Customer: “Duck? Duck is fish!”

Me: “No, it’s not.”

Customer: “Well, what is it then?”

Me: “Ducks are birds.”

Customer: “But they go in the water!”