This week we're having fun in NYC, here's some fun for you:
Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum | Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore under fiction. | Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. | Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? | A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way toEgypt .' | Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? | A: Tell him you're pregnant. | Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. | Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. | Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. | Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. | Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. | Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? | | Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: 'Gosh, I remember these. ****** | SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right? |
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Bahahahaha! Too funny!
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